hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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