I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I love you. Go after that dick
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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