we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
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So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
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I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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