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I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
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Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
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Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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