birth control should be required to get into college
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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