her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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