how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
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uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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