guys are only as good as the porn they watch
the day after is always just damage control
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
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I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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