I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
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i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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