If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
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Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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