Cold hands, warm shart.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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