Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
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My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
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Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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