it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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