pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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