Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
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I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
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I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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