I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
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Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
If its not for food we ain't going out.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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