how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
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i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
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Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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