I seem to have left my pride at pride
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
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I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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