it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
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Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
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He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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