don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
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can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
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my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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