Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Threesome in a minivan. New low
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
How naked do you want me to be?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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