if i can run in heels then i can drive
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
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The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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