I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
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just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
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Party on wayne
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
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You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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