You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
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Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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