I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
a search helicopter?!
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its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
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I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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