Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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