just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
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How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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