Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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