would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
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hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
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You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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