I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
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He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I believe in your delicious
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I did not marry a roomba.
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