i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
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I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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