you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
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cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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