I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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