have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
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I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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