He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
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It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
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YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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