I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
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Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
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Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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