dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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