I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
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it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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