I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
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Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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