I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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