How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I could fuck to npr.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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