Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
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I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I am mentally ready for anal.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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