I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
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This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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