i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
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please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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