Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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