The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
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I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
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You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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