im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Randomize