you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
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So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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