I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
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If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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