what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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We left an ass print on the piano.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
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Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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